Public Service Announcement #1

Recently there has been an explosion of the use of Facebook. We get countless emails “so and so wants you to join Facebook!!”, people harassing us “Hey, join Facebook, you have to do it, these 80 people are on, don’t you want to be on too??”, and everywhere we go, people are reading other people’s posts, talking about the games they play, etc.

Here are a few reasons why we don’t like Facebook:

· The name “Facebook” is dumb. It just sounds weird. Face book?? Doesn’t go together.
· FB is a haven for stalkers. It makes it way too easy for creepy people to find you, see pictures of you, and see information about you. Even if you don’t have a page, but your friends do, they could put up a picture of you for the world to see. Which leads to…
· It is a major invasion of privacy.
· We are private people. We don’t share every second of every day of our lives with ANYBODY, so why would we share with the entire world wide web?? People don’t need to know that we just woke up, that we’re about to play WoW, that we’re going to take a shower, that I just had an abortion, etc.
· On the flip side, we don’t need to know what other people are doing every second of every day. We don’t care that you are going to bed now, that you are watching “Law & Order”, or that you just took a dookie (well, that is pretty funny actually).
· We’re pretty sure FB is a cult.

The more people pester us to join FB, the less we want to join.

The more we hear people obsessing over FB, the less we want to join.

WE WILL NEVER JOIN FB!!!!!!

Disclaimer: the statements declared here are the opinions of Mischief Makers. Again, these are simply our opinions. If you agree or disagree and have a well-thought out opinion, feel free to go pack sand up your ass!! Or, post in the comments :)