Jammur says enough with poop so....Peanut Butter and Jelly ... bean... Sammich!

So if you have a slice of bread and put peanut butter on it.. then some grape jelly and then another slice of bread you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

What if you took
1 slice of bread
a layer of peanut butter jelly beans
a layer of grape jelly beans
1 slice of bread on top

you get a peanut butter and jelly ... bean.. sandwich

tasty?!?

I think so! Go ahead .. you know you want to try it.

More Poop!!

As a follow-up to our previous blog, here are links to a few hilarious skits performed by The Whitest Kids U Know, courtesy of youtube. Enjoy!!

Warning: may contain strong language!!!

Timmy Poop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLv2CHvxAes

Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmqnjLf4LTw

Grandma: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_lsIDFGuoE

And this is not poop-related, but it is one of my favorite WKUK skits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv8mV5X0MR8


The WKUK = Awesome!!!!

~Saff

Is that a candy bar?..... nope! It's poop!

Recent events necessitate an entry here..

Have you ever heard a story so shocking.. so unbelievable.. that it can't possibly be true.. but it is?!!??!!1

Well hold on to your underpants! Here is a tale of SERIOUS Mischief .. and we weren't even involved!

I'm getting this second hand.. or third hand.. or is it foot?

A person where Saff, Jammur, Rick and I work reported that they saw what appeared to be a candy bar in the floor.

a NORMAL person would be like .. what turd (tee hee) left a candy bar in the floor? And then WALK ON BY!!!

A CRAZY person.. would think to themselves.. HEY! A candy bar in the floor.. why don't I give it a good KICK!

(crazy never sleeps people! crazy never sleeps!)

So said nutball kicked what appeared to be a candy bar.. that was lying in the floor WHERE WE WORK. Did I mention this happened where we all actually work.. For realz ok!

and surprise!!!! It was not a candy bar at all...

yep.. you guessed it.. it was in fact


POOP!
.... in the floor.... where we work.. uhhhh mkay

So here are some of the questions I have. They are grouped together for space and to save numbers (yes I know it is not like numbers are an endangered species or something - whatever)

1. Who pooped in the floor?
2. Was this an ACCIDENT? or an ON PURPOSE?
3. If this was an accident.. How EXACTLY did said accident happen? Your pants fall off on the way to the printer and you pooped? Maybe some jack ass snuck up on you in your cube and scared you so bad you ripped your pants off and went running away and you pooped?

It boggles the mind!!! ok.. umm back to questions

4. If this was an ON PURPOSE.. did this person accomplish their mission? Did they 'hit the target' Was the above mentioned POOP KICKER the target? Did you know this person would naturally want to kick a 'candy bar'?

5. And knowing the people who told this story to me I have to ask this.. Rick.. Jammur... something you need to confess? Did you poop in the floor? Hey .. it had to be asked!

Ok now on to the POOP KICKER as I have now dubbed the unlucky POOP FINDER (which is also a good name that I may use in the future).

6. Why was 'let me kick this' the first thing you though of when seeing a 'candy bar' lying in the floor? Do you have something against candy bars? Did you immediately (after the kick) realize it was in fact... poop? Did you hurl? What happened to your POOP KICKING SHOE? lol Are you able to return to the scene of the .... ACCIDENT? Did you feel targeted? Are you now afraid someone might poop again.. this time IN YOUR CUBE?!! Will you ever eat a candy bar again?dun dun dun!

last.. but certainly not least.. poor building services..

7. How did you react when called to come clean up POOP? After the poop had been kicked I bet it really made a mess!! Did you hurl? Did you quit? Hell I would have.. I'd have been like.. look you guys give me shit all day .. this is the last straw.. I draw the line at poop.. And it looks like you drew a line IN POOP after you dumb REH-TARD kicked it!

We have restrooms at every corner of EVERY wing on EVERY floor.. how could this happen?
I still can't believe it.. this is so insane.. first someone actually pooped in the floor.. then probably the only person in the entire WORLD that would kick a candy bar laying on the floor happened along. It is like the stars aligned so that the paths of these two WACK JOBS would converge in the GREAT POOP MYSTERY OF 2009! The world may never know who did it. I will be watching the "Moving On - Separations" posting on our intranet over the next few weeks for sure!

That's it.. I'm out! (insert image of black jack dealer clapping hands and showing palms up then walking away)

Stay safe.. poop in the proper poop receptacles!!

~Nova

Mischief Time, All the Time

I would consider the amount of mischief caused this week an 8.5 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Mischief makes the world a better place!!!!

~Saff

Flaw in the Master Plan!!!

Well we didn't realize that the tours we wanted to take are only Friday - Monday tours. So that means that we have like 1 day to do them! D'oh

No worries.. we are going to re-evaluate our priorities! TEE HEE
There is nothing 2 mages with a flashlight and voice recorder can't acomplish on our own! Lets not forget the provisions as well.
No Doze + Mt Dew + super jumbo Pixie Stix = hellagood time!

REMEMBER: You never have to be afraid when you are out in the world. If you act like you are COMPLETELY CRAZY people tend to stay away from you. (I'm going to need a new light up wand I think)

More to come in the next few weeks regarding what tours we are doing. I hope we can manage to cram it all in with only 3 days!

~Nova

More Achievements Added!

We have added these achievements to our list! So much fun!

Tastes Like Chicken
(Sample 25 different foods in New Orleans)
Alligator? Crawfish (no way man! seriously that is just a large bug!)

It's Happy Hour Somewhere
(Sample 25 different drinks in New Orleans)
FYI - ANY drink counts - but only once!
Water, Hurricane, Mississippi river water.. wait no that is gross!

~ we will be updated the blog with the foods and drinks we have.

I can see us now.. Friday arrives.. we have only had about 5 different drinks.. what to do!!! Drink our way down Burbon Street! We gotta do it.. it is an achievement!! And you HAVE to do achievements! This might also be a feat of strength!

~Nova

Where in the world is the Big Easy?!?

Thanks to pal Jammur who thought up this achievement for trip to NOLA!

Where in the world is the Big Easy?
(While holding and looking at a map ask the following people "Where is the Big Easy?")

• A Cop
• A Store Clerk
• The Hotel Front Desk
• The Limo Driver
• A Random Person on Bourbon Street

Reward for completing this achievement -
Title: The Big Easy

Oh ya baby! Can't you see it now!
Saffieren the Big Easy
Novaember the Big Easy

R O F L

~Nova

Patch Notes 1.1.2

Hi again
Ok to post a comment without signing your life away
click on Comments
Then type in the box
Select Profile = Anonymous
Then Press PREVIEW (I had to click this twice for it to work - not sure why)
there will a word verification you have to type what displays
Then Press Post

and your comment will be posted!

Thank you for your time and attention
~Nova